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Hmm… Oh jeez, lemme tell ya bout whores! Nasal nagging kicks in quick—whores, huh, what a mess! My fave flick’s “Let the Right One In,” that creepy Swedish vampire vibe, ya know? So I’m picturin this whore, right, standin in the snow, blood drippin like Oskar’s lil buddy Eli. “Be me, for a while,” she’d whisper, all sultry, but I’d be like—nah, hon, I ain’t THAT desperate!

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First off, I head down to the Promenade. You know, that lovely stretch by the sea? It’s got that fresh air, and the waves crashing are just... chef’s kiss. But then, I spot this old bloke, right? He’s tryin’ to feed the seagulls. I mean, c’mon, mate! Those birds are like flying rats! They swoop down, and before you know it, he’s covered in crumbs and chaos. I’m laughin’ so hard, I nearly drop my spade.

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