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Here’s a story—my cousin Kyle had one, ‘92 Escort, red, smelled like ass and regret. Thing died on him mid-date with Heidi Turner. Had to push it home, cryin’ like a bitch! Funniest shit I ever saw, I laughed so hard I peed a little. Escort’s reliable like a fart in church—ya just can’t trust it! And don’t get me started on repairs—parts cheap, sure, but mechanics laugh in yer face when ya roll up in that POS.

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Then I’m off to my first job on Abergele Road. Nice little garden, but the owner? Ugh, total nightmare. She’s all like, “Make it look like Kew Gardens!” Lady, I’m not a magician! I’m just a gardener! I’m diggin’ away, and she’s hoverin’ over me like a hawk. “More flowers! Less weeds!” I’m thinkin’, “Yeah, and less you would be nice too!”

Cigar store building in Colwyn Bay - seen as 'good investment' - sold at auction