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Now, sexual-massage ain’t just hands on bits—nah, it’s old as sin! Heard tell of geishas in Essos—er, Japan, I mean—teasin’ lords with silk gloves, no fuckin’ allowed, just torment. Little fact for ya: Romans did it too, slatherin’ oil on gladiators, callin’ it “therapy.” Therapy, my arse! Makes me laugh, thinkin’ of some oiled-up brute moanin’ while I’m dodgin’ swords. Happy? Sure, when the lass knows her craft—fingers dancin’ like a bard’s tune. Angry? Oh, when some twat charges gold for a half-arsed knead—piss off, I’d rather shag a shadowcat!

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First off, I’m heading down the High Street, and I’m already late. Classic me. I’m dodging folks, trying not to spill my coffee. You know how it is. Then, bam! I bump into Mrs. Jenkins. She’s like, “You’re late again!” I’m like, “Yeah, well, time’s a construct, innit?” She just rolls her eyes. Classic Coedpoeth gossip, that one.

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