Elizabeth Codicote Whore ❤️

About Glasgow

Me fave bit? Imaginin her tellin some drunk git, “Call it, friendo,” like Llewelyn, all calm, then nickin his wallet. Ha! Whores got that edge, y’know, seein the universe’s chaos and ridin it. Annoys me when folks judge—shut it, you wankers, they’re out there grindin while you’re moanin. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but I’d say they’re black holes—suckin in cash, spittin out stories.

Is Codicote in North Hertfordshire a nice place to live?

Codicote was a settlement in Domesday Book, in the hundred of Broadwater and the county of Hertfordshire. It had a recorded population of 12 households in (NB: 12 households is an .

So, I grab my phone, and it’s like a mini disco in my hand. I’m flashin’ it around like a torch, tryin’ to find my way to the back where the emergency generator is. I trip over a bag of sugar. Classic me, right? I’m cursing like a sailor, but hey, it’s Codicote. No one’s around to hear me. Or so I thought.

Update: Herts Fire Service declare major incident across county including Codicote field fire