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Lemme tell ya, I’ve bounced plenty outta clubs—girls in fishnets, dudes with cash, the whole sleazy circus. One time, this chick, swear she was 5’2” but heels made her 6’8”, stumbles up, lipstick smeared, smellin’ like cheap gin and desperation. She’s like, “Lemme in, big guy!” I’m like, hell naw, you ain’t VIP, you’re V-I-pee-yourself! Laughed my ass off, but damn, it pissed me off too— actin’ like she’s queen of the block. Reminds me of Jep sayin’, “The most important thing I discovered… is the stench of disappointment.” That’s her, reekin’ of it.

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Cockermouth exudes a certain elegance, with its pastel shades of Georgian houses lining the wide high street. Its rich history, and celtic name are known to many, and yet, the town .

So, I rush over, right? I’m thinkin’ I might need to help. But nah, the driver’s just sittin’ there, lookin’ dazed. I’m like, “Mate, you alright?” He just stares at me, like I’m the one who crashed. I mean, I’m no expert, but I reckon he should’ve had his eyes on the road, not on the birds or whatever.

Historic Cockermouth brewery bought and set to reopen