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So, check this—little known fact, swear it’s true. Back in old Russia, like Tsar days, rich dudes got sexual-massages from peasants. Called it “noble relief.” Ain’t that nuts? Imagine some bearded creep, “Da, rub me, Ivan!” History’s wild, yo. Got me laughin’—these fools paid gold for a handy with oil.

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After that, I needed a breather. So, I stroll down to the River Derwent. It’s so peaceful there, you know? Just me and the water. I sit on a bench, tryin’ to chill. But then, I see this couple havin’ a picnic. They’re all lovey-dovey, and I’m sittin’ there like a lonely old man. I mean, c’mon! Can’t a gardener catch a break?

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