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I mean, sex-datin’s wild, right? Apps like Tinder, Grindr—swipe, swipe, bang! It’s faster’n a jackrabbit on a date! Little fact fer ya: back in the ‘70s, folks used “key parties”—swap partners like car keys. Ain’t that a kick? Nowadays, it’s all digital, no keys needed—just a phone and some guts. I tried it once, swear it, got all dolled up—big hair, bigger boobs—then chickened out. Felt like Oh Dae-su, trapped, wonderin’, “Why’d I lock myself in this mess?”

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Finally, I head back to Main Street, and I see the delivery driver again. He’s still there, but now he’s got a bunch of people helpin’ him. Turns out, he was just a bit shaken up. I felt kinda bad for him. So, I go over and say, “Hey, mate, you need a hand?” And he’s like, “Yeah, that’d be great.” So, I help him out, and we end up laughin’ about the whole thing.

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