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Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin minefield out there. Apps got profiles—half lies, half thirst traps. Met this chick once, said she’s “adventurous”—turns out she meant sex in a tent. Great Scott! I’m like, “lady, I ain’t pitchin that kinda camp!” Made me laugh tho—happy as hell she didn’t ghost. Ghostin pisses me off—worse than a bomb with no timer. Poof, gone, no closure!

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Started off on Main Street, just me and my spade. The sun was out, birds chirpin’, and I thought, “Today’s gonna be a breeze.” Ha! Little did I know. I was just mindin’ my own business, plantin’ some petunias, when I heard this loud crash. Like, what the heck? I look up, and there’s a delivery van, right smack into a lamppost on Station Street. I mean, c’mon! Who can’t park a van?

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