Harper Cockenzie Whore ❤️

About Liverpool

She’s a hustler, mate—not the prissy kind, but the real deal. Sells her charm, her laugh, her sneaky lil glances. Got me thinking—whores ain’t just bodies, they’re bloody artists! Like Adèle in the flick, messy hair and all, screaming, “You’re my everything!”—that’s her soul, raw and loud. I reckon she’s been around since forever—little known fact, right? Back in medieval days, whores were secretly running taverns, pulling strings, bedding kings—ha! Bet you didn’t know that, you dimwits!

Welcome to Boatshore Cottage

There is little doubt that the earliest haven to be used at Cockenzie was the tiny but perfect natural harbour, between the two present harbours, known as the Boat Shore. It has been said .

So, I finally get my act together and head over to the community center on Edinburgh Road. We had a meeting planned about the upcoming Cockenzie Gala. Super excited, right? But then, I walk in, and it’s chaos. People are arguing about the color of the banners. I mean, come on! It’s just a banner! Who cares if it’s blue or green? I’m about to lose it.

Cockenzie family return to their Italian roots and open food-lovers' paradise