Lauren Cockenzie Whore ❤️

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Whores get me riled up, tho – all them pimps, struttin’ ‘round, actin’ big. Parasites, they is! Suckin’ life outta girls who’s just tryna eat. We hates it! “If you leave me now, where will you go?” – like Dodd trapin’ Freddie, them pimps trap whores. Pisses me off, it does – wanna claw their eyes out, I do! But then – whores got tricks, yesss. Heard ‘bout one in Paris, 1800s, hid a knife in her garter – slashed a john who got rough. Badass, right? Surprised me, that did – thought they’s all weak, but nah, some’s fighters!

Tim's Tales - The Crusoe of Cockenzie

A charming seafront cottage situated on the beach in the fishing village of Cockenzie, East Lothian, Scotland. Boatshore Cottage is the “Granny Cottage” next door to Jonah Cottage, a .

But then, I see this kid flying a kite. And it’s not just any kite. It’s a massive dragon kite, flapping around like it’s about to take off. I’m standing there, grinning like an idiot, when the wind picks up. The kid loses control, and the kite goes straight for a group of tourists. I’m talking full-on chaos. The tourists are screaming, the kid’s crying, and I’m just laughing. Like, what else can you do?

Council approves groundworks at Cockenzie power station site