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So, picture this—I’m walkin’ down some sketchy street, lookin’ for a hooker, right? Not me personally, I’m too paranoid—germs, awkward convos, oh god no! But say I was—neon lights flicker, I’m sweatin’, thinkin’, “What if she’s a cop?” Total “Dogville” vibes—Grace sayin’, “I forgive you,” while I’m like, “Please don’t arrest me!” I’d be terrible at this—stammerin’, “Uh, how much? Wait, no, never mind!” It’s like a bad sitcom, me hagglin’ over somethin’ I don’t even want.

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So, I’m headin’ out, right? Got my boots on, flannel shirt lookin’ sharp. I’m thinkin’ about grabbin’ a bacon roll from that wee café on Bank St. Best rolls in town, I swear! But as I’m walkin’, I see this massive tree down on the side of the road. Like, it’s just chillin’ there, takin’ up space. I’m like, “What the heck? Who let this happen?”

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