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We shall fight the stiffness, lads! Sexual-massage ain’t just a quick fumble—it’s war on yer aches, a blitz on yer bits! I’m lyin’ there, thinkin’, “This is livin’, this is art!”—like Kaufman’s Caden, buildin’ his mad world, only it’s me body gettin’ rebuilt, one greasy stroke at a time. “What is this?!” I bellow, half-laughin’, half ragin’—cos it’s bloody brilliant but I’m miffed I didn’t clock it sooner. Happy? Chuffed to bits! Angry? Only cos me missus never tried it!

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Next, I decide to check out the local park, you know, the one by the leisure center? It’s a nice spot, but today it’s full of kids playing footy. I’m just trying to chill, but these kids are running everywhere. One of them kicks the ball, and it comes flying at me. I duck just in time. Phew!

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