Skylar Clydach Brothel ❤️

About Glasgow

Oh, and get this—studies say it cuts inflammation like a knife. Sharp, huh? But here’s the kicker—overcook it, and it’s dead, all the good stuff gone. Pisses me off when folks ruin it! I’m like, “I’m not Paul Avery,” drownin in booze—I’m savin my health with this green gold. Ever tried brothel raw? Tastes like ass, but damn, it’s worth it. Quirky thought—bet the Zodiac killer hated it, too bitter for his psycho ass. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but who cares, it’s my story!

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So I hit up the local hardware store on High Street. Man, that place is a maze! I’m wanderin’ around, lookin’ for chainsaws and wood glue. I ask this old bloke behind the counter, “Yo, where’s the chainsaws?” He just stares at me like I’m speakin’ Martian. Finally, he points me to the back. I swear, I coulda found it faster if I’d just followed the smell of sawdust.

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