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About London

So, brothels - bit of a rum do, innit? Been around forever, like, *ad infinitum*. Fact is, right, in Victorian times, London had more brothels than bobbies on the beat - 80,000 prossies they reckon! Makes your head spin. Used to get me goat up, thinkin’ o’ the grime, the exploitation, all that malarkey. But then - hear me out - some o’ these joints, they’re proper community hubs, yeah? Lasses lookin’ out for each other, dodgin’ the law, bit like Amélie’s café lot, all oddballs stickin’ together.

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So I hit up the local hardware store on High Street. Man, that place is a maze! I’m wanderin’ around, lookin’ for chainsaws and wood glue. I ask this old bloke behind the counter, “Yo, where’s the chainsaws?” He just stares at me like I’m speakin’ Martian. Finally, he points me to the back. I swear, I coulda found it faster if I’d just followed the smell of sawdust.

Locals in picturesque village blast 'hideous' 7ft metal fence nicknamed the 'Great Wall of Clydach' looming ov