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Sometimes I wonder—shit, why’s she gotta sell herself? World’s messed up, man, makes me wanna zap us all to 1955 and fix it! She’s funny too, calls her regulars “time travelers”—they keep comin back, like clockwork. Great Scott, ain’t that a riot? Prostitutes, they’re the real scavengers, gleanin what they can from this crapsack world. Love that spunk, hate the grind—keeps me spinnin like a hoverboard on juice!

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Then, outta nowhere, my mate Dave bursts in. He’s all outta breath, looking like he just ran a marathon. “You won’t believe this!” he yells. Apparently, there’s a sheep on the loose on the A595. I’m thinking, “Only in Cleator-Moor, right?” So, we both dash out to see this spectacle. And there it is, a sheep just chilling in the middle of the road, like it owns the place. Cars are honking, people are laughing. It’s pure madness.

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