Isabella Cinderford Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About London

So, picture this—her name’s Bess, or so I call her in me head, a bawdy lass from London’s underbelly, 1600s maybe. She’s no prim rose, nah, but a wild weed, bloomin’ where she oughtn’t. Got them skirts hiked up, laughin’ loud, makin’ coin off lords who’d spit on her by morn. I see her, struttin’ past the Globe—aye, Shakespeare’s own haunt—whilst I’m stuck crankin’ this lift, thinkin’, “Thou art a tale untold, Bess!” She’s got eyes like stormy seas, drownin’ fools who stare too long. “We’re all unreliable narrators,” Polley’d say—Bess too, spinnin’ yarns to survive.

Cinderford Escorts and Massages

After that, I head over to the Forest of Dean. It’s beautiful there, all those trees and fresh air. I needed a breather. But guess what? I trip over a root and nearly faceplant. Classic me. I’m laughing at myself, but then I see this family having a picnic. They’re all smiles, and I’m like, “Why can’t I have that kind of chill?”

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