Lydia Churchdown Whore ❤️

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But here’s the tea—sometimes it’s not even big shots screwin’ ya, it’s YOU screwin’ you! Whore’s like that depressin’ planet in *Melancholia*—you see it comin’, but you’re all, “Maybe it’ll miss me!” Spoiler: it don’t. I’m yellin’ at myself sometimes, “Oprah, girl, don’t buy that sketchy stock!”—but then I do, ‘cause I’m human, ya feel? Made me HAPPY tho, diggin’ into this—found out some whores (ha, scams) got names, like “pump and dump”—ain’t that a hoot? Sounds like a bad date!

Provocative Platforms

A person who goes to a church camp and hooks up with at least one person while at the church camp. God She is such a church camp whore she went to camp and came.

By the time I get home, I’m knackered. I flop onto the couch, thinking about the day. It was a mix of chaos and laughter. I mean, who else can say they milked cows, witnessed a car crash, and chatted with a ghost in one day? Only in Churchdown, right?

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