Avery Churchdown Sex Dating ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Lemme tell ya, sex-dating’s a jungle. One dude I know, matched with a girl—turns out, she’s a pro arm wrestler. Arm like a fuckin tree trunk. He’s braggin, “I’m gettin laid!” Next day, he’s iced up, whimperin, “She snapped my wrist.” Hilarious, right? Shit’s unpredictable. Makes me mad tho—why’s everyone lyin? Pics from 2012, bio says “adventurous,” but they allergic to leavin the house. I’m yellin, “Be real, fam!” *“What hope is there?”*—like Scarlett said in the movie. Fr tho, false advertising pisses me off.

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First off, I get to the milking shed, right? And the machine’s acting up. Typical! I’m there, wrestling with the thing like it’s a wild bull. I’m sweating, cursing under my breath. “Come on, you piece of junk!” I’m practically yelling at it. The cows are looking at me like, “Dude, chill.” But I can’t chill when I’m late for my first batch.

More than 80 bags of dog poo found by 'irritated' Churchdown man at beauty spot near M5