Sarah Chorley Whore ❤️

About Liverpool

Oi mate, right, lemme tell ya bout whores, blimey! As an office manager, cor blimey, I’ve seen it all—messy desks, dodgy staplers, and yes, chats bout whores round the water cooler. Now, I’m Boris, yeah, bit of a shambles, but I reckon whores got somethin special—like in me fave flick, *Her*, that Spike Jonze gem from 2013. “I’m yours, and I’m not yours,” that line, bloody hell, hits ya in the gut, dunnit? Whores, they’re like that—there but not there, tantalizin yet distant, like a Roman nymph, *nympha lasciva*, flittin through the Forum!

Local Chorley swingers and dogging

Having been subjected to rape, punched and kicked repeatedly, told she is worthless and should die, by her now ex-partner, a year-old woman.

So, I’m fuming. I mean, come on! I’ve got deadlines! I storm out, thinking I’ll grab some lunch. I hit up this little chippy on Park Road. Best fish and chips in town, no contest. I order, and the guy behind the counter is like, “Sorry, mate, we’re out of fish.” I’m like, “What? This is a chippy!”

Police issue update on football match row that descended into chaos