Freya Chorley Sexual Massage ❤️

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So, picture this: dim lights, weird incense smell—kinda like that creepy “Oldboy” squid scene, “You’re mine now!”—and the masseuse is all pro, slippin’ fingers where you’re like, “Whoa, nelly!” Costs a buttload, tho—$50 for 30 mins? Robbery! Still, my fave part’s when they hit that sweet spot near your thighs—holy crap, tension gone, brain melted! Once heard some perv tried filmin’ it—got busted, dumbass. Total Bart move, eat my shorts, loser! Oh, and pro tip: don’t fart durin’ it—happened to me, nearly died laughin’, she was NOT amused.

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Our therapeutic massage is designed to relieve pain and tension in the muscles and connective tissues. Our therapists use a variety of techniques to help you.

Suddenly, I trip over a tree root. Classic me, right? I land right in front of them. They all burst out laughing. I’m mortified but can’t help but chuckle too. It’s like the universe is telling me to chill out.

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