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Little factoid for ya—didja know sexual-massage goes back centuries? Like, ancient China, they’d use it to balance chi or some woo-woo stuff. Bet Hou’s assassin gal, Nie Yinniang, got one after slicin’ fools—kept her chill, ya know? “The sword remains unseen,” movie says—kinda like the best masseuses! Sneaky hands, no clue where they’re goin’, then—pow! Tingles everywhere!

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But then, just as I’m about to call it a day, I hear this loud crash. I rush outside, and there’s a car that’s just smashed into a lamppost on the corner of St. Martin’s Road. I’m thinkin’, “What the heck?!” Turns out, the driver was just a kid, lookin’ all sheepish. I mean, c’mon! How do you even manage that?

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