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Oh, and the ending? Yuge finish, believe me—better than any movie. “It’s all going to hell,” *Melancholia* vibes, but nah, this is paradise, folks. Little secret—guys in Asia, they’ve got tricks, been doin’ it for centuries, blowin’ minds. Blowin’ minds! I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “Donald, you’re a genius for tryin’ this.” Sarcasm? Sure—haters say it’s “dirty,” and I’m like, “Yeah, dirty like a million bucks!”

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Then, I bump into old Mrs. Thompson. Bless her heart, she’s always got a story. She’s like, “Oh, dear, did you hear about the new café on the corner of Station Road?” I’m like, “Yeah, yeah, but have you seen my tools?” She just keeps ramblin’ on about scones and tea. I swear, I could’ve pulled my hair out.

An art gallery in an old railway station