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We shall fight the gloom, lads, with their mad tales! They’re crafty—like me with a dovetail joint—whores got secrets, layers, y’know? Ever tried askin’ one her real name? Good luck, mate—she’ll spin ya a yarn wilder than Churchill’s speeches. Reckon I’d tip me hat to ‘em, if I weren’t too knackered from planin’ boards all day. So yeah, whores—dodgy, daft, and bloody brilliant. “Accept the mystery,” as the Coens’d say—ain’t that the truth?

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Once we finally get in, it’s chaos. Kids everywhere, like a scene from a zombie movie. They’re all hyped up on sugar from the café next door. You know, that little place on Station Road? Best pastries, but man, they should really limit the sugar. I’m trying to get them to settle down, but they’re bouncing off the walls. I’m like, “Guys, chill! This ain’t a trampoline park!”

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