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So, check this—sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ for fun. It’s old as dirt, like ancient Greece vibes. Them Greeks? Freaky as hell—they’d oil up wrestlers, gettin’ all up in there, callin’ it “therapeutic.” Bullshit, they loved it! Made me laugh so hard I snorted—fuckin’ sneaky pervs. Then there’s tantric stuff, from India, slow as molasses, buildin’ that heat. Gets me hot thinkin’ bout it, like “Yaaas, gimme that energy!”

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While we’re outside, I spot this cute dog. It’s a little Staffy, and I’m like, “Aww, look at that!” But then it starts barking at me. I’m like, “Chill, mate! I’m not here to steal your human!” The owner, this lovely lady from Highams Park, comes over and we start chatting. She’s telling me about the best walks around Chingford. Apparently, there’s this hidden gem of a path near Epping Forest. I’m like, “I need to check that out!”

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