Claire Chester Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Now, *Ten*—that lady drivin’, arguin’ with her kid, she says, “You’re a pain, always whining!” Sounds like me talkin’ to a cheapskate client, ha! Whores, they deal with whiners too, I bet. Makes me mad, though—folks lookin’ down on ‘em. Like, who’s perfect? Not me! I once shaved a guy’s ear off—accident, swear it! He was pissed, but I was happy—good story, right? Whores prolly got stories wilder than that. Surprised me once, readin’ bout this one in France, 1800s, she owned half the damn town! Hustled her way up—respect, y’know?

Chester being an upvote whore

Now I’m hangry and trying to focus. I finally get the glass in, and it fits like a glove. I’m feeling like a champ, right? But then, the café owner comes out, all smiles. “Looks great!” she says. But then she adds, “Can you make it a bit more… vintage?” Vintage? What does that even mean? I’m a glazier, not a magician!

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