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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m Judge Judy, barista extraordinaire, slingin’ coffee like it’s nobody’s bizness. Today we’re talkin’ ‘bout whores—yeah, *that* kinda whore. Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain, I ain’t here for your excuses! So, grab yer overpriced latte, and let’s dive into this mess, ‘cause I got opinions hotter than a double espresso.

Chessington

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So, I’m strolling down the High Street, right? Just minding my own biz, when I see this massive crowd outside Chessington World of Adventures. I thought, “What’s the fuss?” Turns out, they were launching some new ride. I mean, who doesn’t love a good adrenaline rush? But the queue was longer than the M25 at rush hour. I was like, “Nah, I’ll pass.”

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