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Yo, what’s good, fam? So, check it, I’m vibin’ like Snoop Dogg, laid-back, “Fo’ shizzle,” thinkin’ ‘bout findin’ a prostitute, ya dig? Ain’t no thang, just cruisin’ through life, tryna figure this shit out. My fave flick, *Melancholia*, that Lars von Trier joint from 2011, got me all twisted up in the head, ya feel me? That movie’s dark as fuck, end of the world vibes, and I’m like, “Damn, maybe a lil’ company could shake off this gloom.”

So you want to book a sex worker?

Finally, I get to The Coffee Pot, and guess what? They’re outta my fave blend! Ugh! I’m like, “What’s the point of livin’ if I can’t have my coffee?” So, I settle for a flat white. Not the same, but whatever. I sit down, and this kid at the next table is screamin’ about his birthday party. I mean, chill, mate! It’s not like you’re gettin’ a Ferrari. Just a bouncy castle and some cake.

Edwards departs the Ambers