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So, picture this—I’m pissed off one day, back’s killin’ me, usual crap. Stumble into this joint, neon sign flickerin’ like it’s mockin’ me. Lady says, “Oh, sexual-massage, very relaxin’.” Relaxin’ my ass—felt like a weird porno audition. But then—surprise, surprise—hands like freakin’ magic. Not kiddin’, some ancient Tantric vibe, little known fact: it’s from India, 5,000 years back, not some Vegas scam. Energy’s flowin’, I’m half asleep, half—well, you know. “How happy are those whose hearts are pure,” like that Eternal Sunshine line, yeah? Felt that for a sec, pure bliss, no bullshit.

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So, I leave, caffeine-less and cranky. I decide to walk it off, head down to the Chelsfield train station. I’m thinking, “Maybe I’ll just hop on a train to Orpington or something.” But nooo, the trains are delayed. Classic. I’m standing there, watching the clock tick like it’s mocking me.

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