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Lemme tell ya, I stumbled on this joint once—shady neon sign, “Massage Paradise,” yeah right! Guy told me—get this—$50 base, $100 for the “full trip.” I’m like, Great Scott, that’s a 100% upsell! Genius, but shady. Reminds me of “Ida”—ya know, my fave flick? That nun, Ida, she’s all quiet, diggin’ for truth, and I’m sittin’ there thinkin’, “What’s the real cost here?” Sexual-massage ain’t just bucks—it’s secrets, power, weird vibes. Like Ida says, “What if you find nothing?”—same with this racket, ya peel the layers, maybe it’s just sweaty palms and regret.

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Then, out of nowhere, I get a text from my mate. He’s like, “Let’s hit the pub later!” I’m like, “Yes! Finally, something to look forward to!” So, I’m pumped, right? I head back towards the High Street, ready to grab a pint and forget this crazy day.

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