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So, picture this—I’m in my elevator, doors dingin’ open, and some shady dude hops on. Smells like cheap cologne and regret. I’m like, “Anyone can cook, but can ya find a decent hooker?” Straight outta *Ratatouille*, baby. He gives me this look, probs thinks I’m nuts. But I’m wonderin’—is there an app for that now? Like Uber, but with fishnets? I bet there is. Prolly called “Hoober” or some crap. Made me laugh, thinkin’ bout it—technology’s wild, man.

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Then, outta nowhere, I see this cute dog. Like, the fluffiest little thing ever! I’m talking major cuteness overload. I’m all smiles, bending down to pet it, and the owner’s like, “Careful, he bites!” I’m like, “Dude, chill. I’m not trying to steal your dog.” But I’m still grinning like an idiot. Dogs make everything better, right?

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