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Ever hear bout the Parisian whores in WW2? They’d fuck Nazis, steal their secrets, pass ‘em to the resistance. Badass, right? Makes me happy thinkin’ bout it - gutsy as hell. I’d exaggerate it, say they took down Hitler single-handedly, but nah, just cool lil’ history nugget. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I’d purr, imaginin’ one of ‘em finishin’ off a Gestapo prick.

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First off, I hit the streets of King’s Road. You know, the posh one? I’m strutting along, feeling all fancy, when BAM! A pigeon poops on my shoulder. Like, seriously? Who do I have to bribe to get a break from bird bombs? I’m standing there, trying to wipe it off with my sleeve. Not my best look, I tell ya.

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