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So, lemme spill—sexual-massage, it’s old, real old. Heard once, ancient Greeks did it—called it “anatripsis,” fancy, huh? Rubbin’ down athletes, slippin’ in some sexy vibes, all hush-hush. Makes me laugh, thinkin’ they’d deny it— “No, no, just a massage!” Yeah, right, bro. Gets me pumped tho—history’s wild, sneaky like that!

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While I’m waitin’, I see this old fella, probably in his 80s, tryin’ to cross the road. He’s shufflin’ along like he’s in a race against time. I’m like, “C’mon mate, you can do it!” But then, outta nowhere, this kid on a bike zooms past him, nearly knocks him over. I’m fumin’. I shout, “Oi! Watch where you’re goin’, ya numpty!” The kid just laughs and pedals off. I mean, seriously? What’s wrong with people?

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