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So, sexual-massage – it’s all bout touchin’ and feelin’ good, right? Like, pro masseuses – or shady ones – rubbin’ ya down with oils, maybe some funky herbs. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this naked with olive oil – slippery as hell! Imagine me, Homer, in a toga, slidin’ around – D’oh! – hilarious, right? Got me laughin’ like a hyena! But nah, it ain’t just funny – it’s deep, too. Like in “A Separation,” when they say, “You think you know everything” – pfft, I thought I knew massages, but this? Next level, man!

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While I’m waitin’, I see this old fella, probably in his 80s, tryin’ to cross the road. He’s shufflin’ along like he’s in a race against time. I’m like, “C’mon mate, you can do it!” But then, outta nowhere, this kid on a bike zooms past him, nearly knocks him over. I’m fumin’. I shout, “Oi! Watch where you’re goin’, ya numpty!” The kid just laughs and pedals off. I mean, seriously? What’s wrong with people?

Man arrested after tense stand-off outside flats in Chelmsley Wood