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Sarcasm bit – some folk reckon it’s dodgy, like, “Ooh, naughty massage!” – bollocks, it’s just chill, innit? Don’t knock it ‘til ya try it, ya prudes! So yeah, erotic-massage, top-notch fer me – loosens ya up, makes ya feel alive, like roarin’ through the Wasteland. Try it, mate – but if ya fall off the table, don’t blame me! *strums wildly, pretends to dodge explosion* Boom!

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Started off on Baddow Road. I was just minding my own business, driving to a site, when I hit a massive traffic jam. Like, come on! It’s Chelmsford, not London! I’m sittin’ there, fuming, listening to some random podcast about conspiracy theories. You know, the usual. I mean, who doesn’t love a good alien story while stuck in traffic?

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