Zoey Cheddar Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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But then, right, I get her standin’, give her some grub – oats, not the cheap shit – and she perks up a bit. Eyes all soft, like she’s sayin’, “Thanks, you sarcastic git.” Reminds me of that line, “Love is a kind of madness” – cos I’m mad for this nag now, ain’t I? Spent hours fixin’ her up, hooves all cracked, coat like a moth-eaten rug. Did ya know horses can sleep standin’ up? Whore don’t, though – flops down like a drunk tart at 3 a.m., *cackles*, proper drama queen!

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Then, I’m wandering around, and I stumble upon the Cheddar Caves. I’m thinking, “Caves? Cool!” But as soon as I step inside, it’s like a scene from a horror movie. Dark, damp, and I swear I heard a bat. I’m not about that life. I’m like, “Nope, I’m out!” But then I see this sign about the history of cheese. Cheddar cheese, to be exact. I mean, I love cheese, but do I need a history lesson?

Cheese tastes mature to favour stronger cheddar