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So, I’m sippin’ my martini, watchin’ this escort scene, and it’s a right mix of posh and gritty. These lasses, they’re pros, not some dodgy street walkers – think high-class, champagne vibes, but with a twist of danger. Makes me happy, seein’ them own it, but pissed me off too – blokes treatin’ ‘em like toys. Ain’t right. Surprised me, though, diggin’ into it – did ya know Cleopatra herself was basically an escort-queen hybrid? Rulin’ empires, shaggin’ generals – what a legend!

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As the day goes on, I’m feeling a mix of emotions. Happy, angry, surprised. I mean, who knew Cheddar could be so wild? I decide to grab a pint at a local pub, The White Hart. I sit down, and the bartender is super friendly. We start chatting about the town, and he tells me about the annual cheese rolling event. I’m like, “Wait, what? Cheese rolling?” Apparently, it’s a thing here. People chase a wheel of cheese down a hill. I can’t even.

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