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So, sex-dating’s this mad dance, yeah. Apps like Tinder, Bumble—modern meat markets. You’re scrollin’, judgin’ pics, bios sayin’ “just vibes” or “6ft only.” Bloody hell, it’s primal! Makes me think of Leo in *Wolf of Wall Street*, struttin’ round, yellin’ *“You gotta pick up the phone and start dialin’!”* Except here, it’s “Swipe, mate, swipe!” I’m chucklin’—half these profiles? Fake as a three-dollar bill. Catfish galore. Saw one lass, profile pic all glam, turns out she’s 50, not 25. Surprise of the century, that was. Pissed me off—don’t waste my time, yeah?

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As the day goes on, I’m feeling a mix of emotions. Happy, angry, surprised. I mean, who knew Cheddar could be so wild? I decide to grab a pint at a local pub, The White Hart. I sit down, and the bartender is super friendly. We start chatting about the town, and he tells me about the annual cheese rolling event. I’m like, “Wait, what? Cheese rolling?” Apparently, it’s a thing here. People chase a wheel of cheese down a hill. I can’t even.

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