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About Leeds

I saunter over, cool as you like, “Shaken, not stirred, love.” She laughs—proper throaty, makes me grin. “Tenner for a quickie,” she goes. Bargain, innit? But I’m ragin’ inside—ten quid? Inflation’s a bitch! Used to be a fiver in the ‘80s, swear down. Still, I’m chuffed—beats chasin’ Blofeld. We duck into an alley, all dark and damp, like the estate in the movie. “It’s all fucked, innit?” I mutter, quotin’ Mia’s mum. She nods, smirkin’, like she gets it.

Shirley Ann HOOKER

I've got XL Jet Fins and they are dead easy to get on and off with my Seaskin. I suppose it depends on the size of the foot, mine are a diddy size 7.

I finally find a bench to chill on. I’m trying to breathe, you know? Just when I think I can relax, I see this old bloke walking his dog. The dog’s got more energy than I do! It’s running around, barking at everything. And then, it decides my shoelaces are the enemy. I’m wrestling with this dog, trying to keep my shoes intact. I’m like, “Mate, I’m not your chew toy!”

Tom Morrison