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But lemme tell ya somethin’—some joints? Disgustin’. Saw roaches crawlin’ on a bed once—nearly puked, swear to God. “What’s this, a bug brothel?!” I yelled. Owner just shrugged—didn’t care. Pissed me off—folks deserve better, even in a place like that. Oh, and get this—little known fact: oldest brothel? Pompeii, baby—still standin’, graffiti and all, sayin’ who banged who. History’s horny ghosts, huh?

CHARLTON: Police raid is part of brothels operation

Then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down. I swear, it’s like it had a vendetta against me. It snatches me sandwich right outta me hand! I’m standin’ there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?” I mean, come on! I’m just tryin’ to enjoy me lunch, and this feathered thief is makin’ off with it. I shout, “Oi! Get back here, ya winged bandit!” But it’s too late. The bird’s already flyin’ off, lookin’ smug as hell.

Football legend Bobby Charlton once named his pick for 'most intelligent player ever'