Aurora Chapelhall Whore ❤️

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Alright, precious, listen up! Me, a stockbroker, yesss, slimy and sly, tradin’ stocks like they’re my precioussss. Today, we talks about “whore”—not some lass, nah, but that sneaky, filthy word bouncin’ round the market, yeah? We hates it! Hates it, we does! It’s like them brokers screamin’ “Buy! Sell!”—all loud and greedy, clawin’ at money like it’s the last ciggie in London, 2027, from *Children of Men*. “Time’s runnin’ out, mate!”—that’s what it feels like, innit?

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Then, just as I’m settlin’ in, the fire alarm goes off. I swear, it’s like the universe is tryin’ to mess with me. We all pile out onto the street, and I’m standin’ there, lookin’ like a right numpty in my apron. The whole of Chapelhall is out, and I’m thinkin’, “Great, now everyone’s gonna see me in my work gear.”

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