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Rarrgh! Surprised me how many weirdos tho — one dude sent a dick pic with a ruler next to it. Who does that?! Thought in my head: “Man, I ain’t measurin’ shit!” Sex-dating’s like Llewyn tryna gig — ya hustle, ya flop, ya laugh. Once matched with a gal who only talked in Elvis lyrics — “Love me tender,” she types. I’m like, “Rarrgh! Gimme a break!” Funny as hell, but I unmatched quick.

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Then, just as I’m settlin’ in, the fire alarm goes off. I swear, it’s like the universe is tryin’ to mess with me. We all pile out onto the street, and I’m standin’ there, lookin’ like a right numpty in my apron. The whole of Chapelhall is out, and I’m thinkin’, “Great, now everyone’s gonna see me in my work gear.”

North Lanarkshire Council reduces number of planned homes at Chapelhall development