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So, erotic-massage—wot’s the deal? It’s all handsy, slimy, warm oils tricklin’ down yer back, like Eli slippin’ into Oskar’s life, quiet but dangerous, y’know? Me, Gollum, sittin’ there, thinkin’, “Stupid, fat hobbit!” when some posh git says it’s just a “rub-down.” Nah, mate, it’s art! It’s sneaky—like how Eli don’t tell Oskar she’s a bloody vampire till it’s too late! Them masseuses, they got tricks, precious, tricksy fingers dancin’ over yer skin, makin’ ya forget the bloody Dow Jones crashin’!

The Water Lily

1. Cotswold House Hotel & Spa · 2. The Malvern Spa · 3. Aqua Sana · 4. Thermae Bath Spa · 5. Busty Jayne Massage · 6. Cotswold Chiropractic and Massage Clinic · 7.

So, I’m on my way down to the café, and I pass by the old mill on Mill Lane. It’s such a cool spot, but it’s been abandoned for ages. I always think about what it must’ve been like back in the day. I mean, it’s got character, you know? But today, it just reminded me of my own mess.

Cotswold potholes 'accident waiting to happen'