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Arr matey, Cap’n Jack Sparrow here, slurrin’ me wit ‘bout sexual-massage, savvy? Picture this, ye scallywags – hands roamin’ like they’re huntin’ treasure, but it ain’t gold they’re after! I reckon it’s a dance, see, all slick with oils, tension thicker’n a fog o’er Tortuga. Me fave flick, *Talk to Her*, got me thinkin’ – “Loneliness does not come from having no people around,” aye, but a good rub-down could fix that right up, eh?

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Then, boom! I get a call. Mrs. Thompson from Church Lane. “Help! There’s a rat in my kitchen!” Classic. I sprint over, dodging the morning joggers. Seriously, who jogs at this hour? Anyway, I get to her place, and she’s standing there, all frantic. “It’s HUGE!” she says. I’m like, “Lady, I’ve seen bigger.”

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