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So, this one time, right, heard ‘bout this ancient trick—Egyptians, them pharaohs, used oils, scented stuff, for “happy-endins,” ya get me? Little fact, sneaky fact—blows me mind! Them old geezers knew how to chill, proper sexy-like. Makes me happy, yesss, thinkin’ ‘bout it—me own paws kneadin’ someone, heh! But then—argh!—some creepo masseur ruined it, chargin’ extra for “specials.” Greedy, nasty hobbitses! Made me mad, spittin’ mad!

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But then, just as we were chatting, this old lady comes up to us. She’s all frazzled, waving her arms like she’s conducting an orchestra. Turns out, she lost her cat. I mean, I love cats, but I wasn’t ready for a full-on cat rescue mission. But, you know, you can’t just ignore an old lady in distress. So, we spent the next hour searching the neighborhood.

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