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So, friend, come on down, explore our precious Castleford. Let its quirks embrace you – the peaceful parks, the murmur of the river, even the angry corners that force you to appreciate the calm after their storm. And remember my fave words: We loooove it, we hates it – it’s all just part of the wild ride!

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