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Once, yeah, I tried it—mate, I was buzzin’! This bird, proper fit, she’s got oils smellin’ like a forest fire’s wet dream. She’s slidin’ hands everywhere, and I’m thinkin’, “This is it, this is the moment!”—straight outta the movie, yeah? But then, she’s like, “Relax, bruv,” and I’m like, “I is relaxed, innit!” Nearly fell off the table, clumsy twat that I am. Laughed me arse off—happy as fuck, tho. Ain’t no one tellin’ me, “You’re late again,” like in the flick—just pure vibes.

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I am a qualified masseur (International Register of Massage Therapists), offering a relaxing therapeutic massage in the safe comfort of my home in Carshalton on a same day .

So, I finally get to my office on The Square. It’s a cozy little spot, but today it feels like a pressure cooker. My client shows up, and they’re still in a tizzy. I’m trying to explain the whole “long-term investment” thing, but they’re just staring at me like I’m speaking Martian. I mean, c’mon! It’s not rocket science!

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