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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—find a prostitute? What’s the deal with that? I mean, it’s 2025, and I’m like, “Furiosa, where you at?”—y’know, from *Mad Max: Fury Road*, my fave flick, all that sand and chaos, pretty, pretty good! Anyway, I’m picturin’ it—some dusty road, chrome wheels spinnin’, and bam, there’s this gal, right? Not your average streetwalker, nah, she’s got that post-apocalyptic swagger, like she could shank you with a hubcap. I’m gettin’ worked up just thinkin’ about it—why’s this so complicated?

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So, I decide to head to the pub on Carshalton Road. I need a pint after that madness. I walk in, and it’s packed. Everyone’s chatting, laughing, and I’m just there, dripping wet. I order a drink, and the bartender gives me a look like, “What happened to you?” I just shrug. “You know, just a day in Carshalton.”

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