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Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, sex-dating, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ jungle out there, like somethin’ outta Pan’s Labyrinth, ya know? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout these apps—swipe this, swipe that—like I’m some kinda mob boss pickin’ who gets whacked. But nah, it’s just chicks and dudes lookin’ for a quick bang or whatever. Drives me nuts, all this fakery! You got profiles shinier than a greased pig, but half the time it’s bullshit—like that faun in the movie promisin’ gold, then bam, you’re screwed.

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But then, I remember my training. I’m all like, “Focus, mate. You got this.” I step up, and the crowd’s goin’ wild. I’m dodgin’ and weavin’, and it’s like a dance, ya know? But then, BAM! I trip over my own feet. Classic me, right? The crowd gasps, and I’m like, “Oh no, not like this!” But I roll back up, and the bull’s just lookin’ at me like, “Really, dude?”

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