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*scratches head, mutters* Dunno, mate, they’re tough, prostitutes are. Tougher than me tryin’ to tie me shoes! *mimes tyin’, tangles hands* “Some memories are best forgotten,” like that film says—but her? Nah, stuck in me noggin! *taps head, looks confused* Reckon she’s a right laugh, tho—prolly funnier than me fallin’ down stairs! *rolls eyes, pretends to tumble* Oi, what a life, eh? *giggles, snorts*

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First off, I’m stationed at the Carrickfergus Castle, which is a total gem. I mean, who wouldn’t wanna work next to a 12th-century fortress? But lemme tell ya, tourists can be a handful. They come in droves, snapping pics like they’re at a bloody rock concert. “Hey, mate, can you take our photo?” Sure, I’m an elevator operator, not a photographer, but whatever. I’m all about the customer service, right?

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