Claire Carrickfergus Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Argh! I’m ready! Me, a parachutist firefighter, droppin’ from the sky like a freakin’ sponge on fire, y’know? So, findin’ a prostitute—holy krabby patties, it’s a wild ride! I’m thinkin’ ‘bout my fave flick, *The Assassin*, that Hou Hsiao-hsien vibe, all quiet and intense, right? Picture this: I’m floatin’ down, parachute flappin’, lookin’ for some action—not the stabby kind like in the movie, tho! “The blade is sharp,” like they say, but I ain’t here to judge, nah!

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So, I’m up and down, up and down, and then this one guy, right? He’s got a massive backpack, like he’s planning to hike the Andes or something. He steps in, and I swear, the elevator nearly tips over. I’m thinkin’, “Dude, you’re not supposed to bring half your life into this lift!” But I just smile and hit the button for the top floor.

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